Amish Porn

Imagine a website where Hutterite men with beards place a frilly hat on their heads.... I was joking around about this at work the other day. It doesn't exist - well, I haven't surfed for it - but I just wanted to blog the idea and make it my copywrite.

"Hell-lo, English.... woood yooo lyke som butter?"

PS: I still think "A Mennonite thief wears robber boots" is the funniest joke to come out of Niverville ever.