Rants and Ramblings of MylesH

Middle Age

You know you're middle-aged when everything good about you is guaranteed to not get you laid by a waitress in a bar. "Hey baby, come home with me. I got a nice mini-van and I produce beautiful children... I mean, I'm fixed, so no condom... I mean, I been faithful for years so... oh, just never mind."

"I have a nice RRSP package and good dental benefits" just doesn't loosen the underwear like you'd hope.

Sigh

I'm so old...